2 thoughts on “Report: Is Madonna having a secret affair with baseball icon A-Rod?”

  1. Let’s face it, STRAY-Rod is just hittin’ it because she’s Madonna. Her pussy is probably so dry now sparks fly out when he bangs her. He’d never go for a chick that age if she hadn’t done 80’s karoake on Wednesday night at Billy Morris’ (ex- Kid Wikkid and Warrant) club HI/FI in Lakewood OH, just outside of Cleveland. Apparently they hit it off and did duets on Sister Christian by Night Ranger and Paradise by the Dashboard Light. We’re motorin’…..

    Not alot of people know this but Alex Rodriguez was born in Cuba and lived there til he was 11. His father was a mouthy bastard name Rico who was imprisoned for speaking out against the oppressive Castro governments law of PDH ( public displays of homosexuality). Since Rico was locked up the for most of his childhood, Alex’ mom Rosalita had to earn money harvesting sugar cane to put beans on the table.

    Anyways, young Alex immersed himself in the music of Ethel Merman and biting comedy of Jim J. Bullock. He would get picked on at school because of his flatualence problem. He’d fart at inopportune times. A diet of beans, sugar cane, and cabbage will do that to you. He also had a talent for sports. Ping pong, Jai Alai, baton twirling were all things he excelled at. What he really excelled at was baseball. When his family saw his talent for baseball they saw a way out of Cuba for young Alex. At first Alex protested, his sights were set on becoming an interior decorator or hairdresser. His uncle Felipe set him straight. So he took young Alex and they threw together a raft of sugar cane, discarded tires and milk jugs and floated the 90 miles to Miami.

    Once they “docked” in Miami yojng Alex got a job running numbers for the local wiseguys. Felipe got a job at a parking garage where he would sleep most of his shift. Alex showed such a talent for baseball that he was drafted to the MLB ( major league baseball) straight outta high school at age 26. The rest, they say, is history. Back in them days, he was known as Manolo.

  2. Let’s face it, STRAY-Rod is just hittin’ it because she’s Madonna. Her pussy is probably so dry now sparks fly out when he bangs her. He’d never go for a chick that age if she hadn’t done 80’s karoake on Wednesday night at Billy Morris’ (ex- Kid Wikkid and Warrant) club HI/FI in Lakewood OH, just outside of Cleveland. Apparently they hit it off and did duets on Sister Christian by Night Ranger and Paradise by the Dashboard Light. We’re motorin’…..

    Not alot of people know this but Alex Rodriguez was born in Cuba and lived there til he was 11. His father was a mouthy bastard name Rico who was imprisoned for speaking out against the oppressive Castro governments law of PDH ( public displays of homosexuality). Since Rico was locked up the for most of his childhood, Alex’ mom Rosalita had to earn money harvesting sugar cane to put beans on the table.

    Anyways, young Alex immersed himself in the music of Ethel Merman and biting comedy of Jim J. Bullock. He would get picked on at school because of his flatualence problem. He’d fart at inopportune times. A diet of beans, sugar cane, and cabbage will do that to you. He also had a talent for sports. Ping pong, Jai Alai, baton twirling were all things he excelled at. What he really excelled at was baseball. When his family saw his talent for baseball they saw a way out of Cuba for young Alex. At first Alex protested, his sights were set on becoming an interior decorator or hairdresser. His uncle Felipe set him straight. So he took young Alex and they threw together a raft of sugar cane, discarded tires and milk jugs and floated the 90 miles to Miami.

    Once they “docked” in Miami yojng Alex got a job running numbers for the local wiseguys. Felipe got a job at a parking garage where he would sleep most of his shift. Alex showed such a talent for baseball that he was drafted to the MLB ( major league baseball) straight outta high school at age 26. The rest, they say, is history. Back in them days, he was known as Manolo.

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