Is Hugh Hefner a victim of a bad economy that caused him to sell a home that he owns next door of his Playboy Mansion? Reports are breaking the web that The Hef is selling a home next door for 30 million.

TMZ reports:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/28/can-a-playmate-spare-some-sugar/

Call me crazy, but I don’t think I would want to live next door to the Playboy Mansion. I love naked women, tits and ass and all that like all guys do, but I would want my peace and quiet.

And who would want to see Hugh Hefner walking around outside in his red robe which he probably wears nothing under? When the Hef has those Playboy parties, I don’t think I’d enjoy that either. Screaming women, loud music, who knows what kind of noise couples would be making next door of the Playboy mansion when they’re having a one night stand, etc. It would be disastrous.

Really though, I don’t see men trying to buy the 30 million dollar house just to live next door to the Playboy bunnies. I believe that model women will be trying to buy it just so they can try and please Hugh Hefner to hire them for a pictorial in the mag.

If someone actually does buy that house, I don’t think they’d live there long.

Kev