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Film Review: 50 Shades of Grey…

Starring: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan
Directed by: Sam Taylor Johnson

So I decided to have some balls and decided to check out, “50 Shades of Grey” after all. Here is my review…

Plot/Synopsis: Literature student Anastasia Steele’s life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.

People on the internet have been shitting on this movie for a while now. Threatening Hollywood that they won’t see it ’cause of the casting and all kinds of crazy criticism. I once learned that you shouldn’t badly judge the movie even if you haven’t seen it so out of curiosity once again, I decided to check out the movie version for myself.

Despite all the negative criticism the movie got, I was pretty impressed with the movie. The movie was watchable and enjoyable. It was better than the book, in my opinion. Better written and the cast did a great job acting their roles. I thought Dakota Johnson was adorable and gorgeous. Yes, they did show her naked throughout most of the movie which is a good thing ’cause if they didn’t, the movie would have been pointless. Even Jamie Dornan was enjoyable in the Christian Grey role.

This isn’t no ordinary love story. It’s different and original, in my opinion. In the film they may have showed a little bit of BDSM and dominance stuff but the way I see it, this was just a small introduction of what’s about to happen in the next two sequels.

I thought the movie was pretty erotic and hot. The sex scenes were very well-done even though they could have been longer.

I think men shouldn’t be so scared to watch this movie ’cause you could learn a lot from it. The way I see it, this movie wasn’t just aimed at women. It’s also made to entertain the men too. You wanna be the magnetic alpha-male type that women will drool over? Well, you can learn how to do that from the Christian Grey character. Sure this movie is fictional but you can still learn how to be confident, strong and powerful around women. The Christian Grey character had all that.

I don’t understand all the hate toward this film. Sure people are going to accuse this film of being inaccurate with the dominant/submissive relationship but this is just an introduction. I’m sure the BDSM stuff will get even better in the next two films. After seeing this movie makes me want to read the next two books and I think I will.

Best of all, Danny Elfman the famous movie-composer did the score for this film and Danny Elfman is one of the best score composers of all time. How can you trash a movie with Danny Elfman scoring, ya know? His score for this film was genius too!

I thought this movie was very enjoyable and turned out great! I didn’t see anything wrong with it at all. People hated on this movie like mad and they went and saw it anyway. It’s breaking records in the box office as predicted.

Also, people are acting like “50 Shades” is the first movie in Hollywood that has a lot of sex. Not true. There are tons of movies out there that has a lot of sex in it. Where was all the hype when “Gia” with Angelina Jolie was released and what about “Showgirls” with Elizabeth Berkley? There’s also “Basic Instinct” with Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone. I can go on with this list. Sex in Hollywood movies have been going on for decades, people!!!

I’ll give “50 Shades of Grey” a score of 4 out of 5 as in “Great”. I really enjoyed it and looking forward to the sequels now! Give “50 Shades” a chance. It wasn’t all that bad!

Kev

Once again, don’t believe all the lies from people claiming they won’t see, “50 Shades of Grey”, you know they’re gonna flock to see it anyway…

HA! There’s predictably a lot of trash talking and hate toward the “50 Shades of Grey” film that just came out today. People already making claims that they won’t see it. Why are people hating on “50 Shades” movie? Is it because they are scared of BDSM or afraid to admit that they are interested in BDSM or a little bit of both?

I’ve read the “50 Shades” book and really didn’t like it all that much myself. Women claimed the book was hot and steamy but from a man’s perspective, I didn’t think the book was hot and steamy at all. If you want hot and steamy erotic stories, you’re not gonna find that in “50 Shades”… there are tons of erotica stories out there. Even though I didn’t care for the “50 Shades” book, I do appreciate E.L. James on trying to bring sex and bondage to the mainstream, though. That I can respect her for.

I’m actually thinking about seeing the movie in theater but not this weekend. Maybe sometime next week. Hell, maybe the movie will be better than the book? I’ll have to see for myself. Seeing the movie in theater could be an opportunity to check out all the ladies going to see it.

So far, the film is getting mixed reviews. Some love it and some hate it. There are even men saying that they liked the film as well. Maybe I will check it out for myself. Don’t know.

People think “50 Shades” is gonna be a box office failure but I don’t think so. It’s gonna be a hit and it’s already smashing records. Maybe I should re-read the first book ’cause I still have it on my Ipad.

I’m probably gonna check it out this coming Tuesday when I go pick up “Games of Thrones Season 4” on DVD that day, hopefully. Tuesdays are $6.00 at the Movies and I’ll be using a gift card so I won’t have to worry about whether the “50 Shades” film is gonna suck or not but we’ll wait and see.

Things like “50 Shades” comes out ’cause people are interested in sex and erotica type stuff so don’t blame Hollywood for bringing this stuff to you ’cause you’re the one that helped support it to begin with.

Kev

Will “50 Shades Of Grey” be a box office hit or a failure?

So the “50 Shades of Grey” movie comes out on Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day. I even wonder myself if the film will be a box office hit or a box office failure? Which will it be? Everybody thinks it’s gonna flop but I don’t think so. I think the movie will be successful. Don’t buy all the lies from women who claim they won’t see it. You know all the ladies and possibly men will flock to see it. They won’t resist this movie. People are gonna be curious about it even if they believe the casting or the movie looks bad.

Will I see it? I’m actually thinking about it. I’m probably not gonna resist it myself just like I didn’t resist the book. I think the theaters will be full of chicks on opening day. If I go alone without going with a lady, I might get a lot of weird looks and stares but who cares, ya know?

Sure, mostly women are into the “50 Shades” franchise but there are some men who are into it too. Whether this franchise is being liked or not, it’s the most talked about franchise right now and it has created a buzz in the entertainment industry. I predict it’s gonna be a hit movie on Valentine’s weekend. We’ll wait and see how it does.

Kev

More thoughts on “50 Shades of Grey” trailer…

Have you noticed that all the women who are giving feedback on the “50 Shades” trailer are only giving negative feedback on the leading actor choice instead of the entire film itself??? I’m noticing that not a lot of them are giving feedback on the film itself but instead they are bashing the actor Jamie Dornan. They are making claims that the actor doesn’t fit the Christian Grey role and doesn’t look like him.

Don’t listen to all their bullshit from the ladies. You know they’re all gonna flock to see it anyway so it may as well be a box office hit despite the negative reviews of the actor choice.

The funny thing is, the more women talk about “50 Shades” whether the book or the movie, the more they drive the men crazy. Why? It’s because what all of this does indicates that women is really into sex and porn. They were good at hiding it and keeping it secret but once “50 Shades” came out, they’ll start revealing it publicly.

I mean, hell… I still might go check out “50 Shades” in theater after all. I’m interested to see the kind of women that will go see this flick. There could be all kinds of hot women going to see this film, for sure. This is where the ladies will be going. That’s probably one of the reason that some guys would go see it to check out the babes that will be seeing it. An opportunity for single guys to go “sarging”. Another reason that men could be seeing it is that women will be dragging their boyfriends/husbands to see it with them.

Even though the movie looks like shit and it is probably shit, you know people will flock to see it anyway out of curiosity. They won’t resist it.

That’s what “50 Shades” does to people. It forces people to be more open about themselves sexually and that’s what amazing about it, ya know? People can’t help themselves. It makes people publicly admit that they enjoy reading erotica.

I’ll confess it that I like to read erotica myself sometimes and that is what made me want to check out the first “50 Shades” book. I don’t think I’ll bother reading the other two sequels though.

Anyway, don’t believe what you see when you see women bashing the film ’cause you know they’ll go see it.

Even though I’m not that crazy about this franchise, I still give some kudos and respect to E.L James the author ’cause she definitely got people talking for sure. I can respect her for that.

Kev

Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele finally casted for “50 Shades of Grey” movie… who are they???

The “50 Shades of Grey” movie won’t be much of a cast. Why? Because the whole book is pretty much two people throughout the story. Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, the two main characters of the book have finally been casted. Christian will be played by “Sons of Anarchy” star Charlie Hunnam (who plays Jax Teller in the show) and Anastasia will be played by Dakota Johnson.

Some of you may already know that I’ve read the book. Just the first book only. I thought the book wasn’t that great to be honest with you. Even all the sex stuff in the book wasn’t all that great. I felt it wasn’t erotic enough. Maybe the women would feel differently, though but there are way better erotic stories out there. Forget “50 Shades”. If you want hot & steamy erotic stories check out the Penthouse letters or do some googling. There are plenty of BDSM stories out there too.

While I wasn’t that crazy about the “50 Shades”, I can respect the fact that all this is proving is that a lot of women out there are really into sex and they enjoy it. Don’t let the women fool you. They can be into porn and they can be pretty sexual just as the men can. Yeah, I’m not afraid to say that I get into porn myself but I’m not gonna go to the theater to see this when it comes out. If the book turns out to be a piece of trash, I expect the movie to be garbage too. I’ll still check out the movie, just not in theater. You can very well believe that the theaters will be packed with women.

Will we see Dakota Johnson naked a lot in this movie? Will we see a lot of tits & ass? She probably will be naked but I have a feeling they will find a way not to show her privates. I have a feeling they will probably show Charlie naked more than Dakota. I think the target audience of a movie like this will be mostly aimed at women. They would want the women to be going crazy over Christian Grey. If you’re a guy and hoping to see Anastasia naked, then you’re probably gonna be disappointed. They really should show Anastasia naked in the film, though, ’cause a BDSM movie wouldn’t have mattered if she wasn’t.

It’s gonna be interesting to see what rating this film is gonna be, though. It’s gonna be kind of tough to make an R-rated BDSM movie and they might get forced to rate it NC-17. Knowing how nasty the book can get sometimes. There might be a huge rating battle with the film.

Kev