Report: Uma Thurman to Jack Jordan, “Sorry dude, but I would rather be in love with a rich man, surprise, I’m a golddigger!”…

Poor Jack Jordan have to be on probation while he have to suffer and read the news of Uma Thurman getting engaged to a multimillionaire, this ought to make Jack happy. Uma Thurman is now engaged to Swiss multimillionaire Arpad Busson.

She just got an expensive engagement ring that is probably worth more than an expensive car.

FOXNews reports:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,372861,00.html

Yep, no surprise to me. She likes to attach herself to rich men,  yet this is probably the most richest guy she’s ever dated.

She won’t let Jack Jordan be her boyfriend because he’s not a wealthy person who still lives with his parents. She doesn’t like those type of people.

Kev

 

0 thoughts on “Report: Uma Thurman to Jack Jordan, “Sorry dude, but I would rather be in love with a rich man, surprise, I’m a golddigger!”…”

  1. Come on man, that Jordan guy is like a 35 year old retard who lives with his folks an he’s nothing to look at anyways, he’s not exactly a chick magnet. He’s probably a fag anyways an he wouldn’t know what to do with her if he had her. Can a rich chick like Uma be a gold digger? I mean she could probly buy Tahlequah and maybe the whole state of Oklahoma if she wanted, does it matter how rich the guy is rich? She can buy her own damn ring, and hell if I were that dude I’d sure as hell make her. Id sure like to see her naked though, that be sweet!

    Ugly guys can still score pretty easy, but you have to have some free coke or crank to give cause bitches love that shit and they’ll do anything for it. No joke, I once had this horny indian squaw barking like a dog on all fours to get her some of my coke, so I put it on my balls and made her lick my unwashed ass to get it…them redskins sure love to get high! Well anyway you know the rest of the story cause I probly already told it three times already.

  2. Come on man, that Jordan guy is like a 35 year old retard who lives with his folks an he’s nothing to look at anyways, he’s not exactly a chick magnet. He’s probably a fag anyways an he wouldn’t know what to do with her if he had her. Can a rich chick like Uma be a gold digger? I mean she could probly buy Tahlequah and maybe the whole state of Oklahoma if she wanted, does it matter how rich the guy is rich? She can buy her own damn ring, and hell if I were that dude I’d sure as hell make her. Id sure like to see her naked though, that be sweet!

    Ugly guys can still score pretty easy, but you have to have some free coke or crank to give cause bitches love that shit and they’ll do anything for it. No joke, I once had this horny indian squaw barking like a dog on all fours to get her some of my coke, so I put it on my balls and made her lick my unwashed ass to get it…them redskins sure love to get high! Well anyway you know the rest of the story cause I probly already told it three times already.

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