Don’t get the wrong idea about the word “nuts”. I don’t think they are reffering to a man’s testicles. They are referring to the snack that you eat. David Lee Roth the current singer for Van Halen is allergic to nuts. He was driving himself to the hospital and he was speeding. When cops chased after him and finally pulled him over, the cops realized he was in a anaphylactic shock.
The two police officers never realized he was “David Lee Roth” from Van Halen and took them a while to figure out it was really him. The officers called the ambulance after noticing the rock singer was in trouble and was very sick.
David Lee Roth was immediately rushed to the hospital. The officers weren’t star struck over him, they were just trying to save his life as they would do to other innocent people. Just doing their job.
More on it here:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=27949
David must of ate a bowl of ice cream or a candy bar when he didn’t realize that had nuts in it.
I know many people out there don’t like nuts in snack foods like myself, but I never heard of people being allergic to nuts.
Very weird. And glad David survived and is ok.
Kev
K'Brocking 
Oh hey little buddy, some people sure as hell are allergic to nuts and I’m one of them. This might be TMI, and maybe I already told you this one three times, but I once had this squaw from the trailer park up the road a ways eating her some cracker jack, you know the ones with the peanuts and the little prize that no one gives a damn about, and then I gave her some blow and she went down on me like a true pro. Before you knowed it my penis had swelled up like a big old balloon, and pretty soon it looked all blistered and black and crispy, pert near like one of them Ball Park franks that been on the grill too long. You know the ones, they plump when you cook em. I showed it to my pa and he says, he says to me, “son that just ain’t right, let me tell you what” he says. So the old man takes me to the hospital in Tulsa, which is pert near an hours drive from Tahlequah. It was dark and we was going real fast and along the way we hit something big in his Dodge Hemi, it left a big old dent and a lot of blood. I sometimes wonder if it what my pa hit were human, or maybe indian, but since we didn’t see nothin on the news I guess it must have been some kind of critter. Didn’t matter none cause pa kept driving till we was at the emergency room in Tulsa. So the doc, he takes a look at my johnson and he says, “holy sheeeeee-it! boy, you got you some o that hyperfellatin reaction!” he says. So the doc has his nurse take me behind a curtain, and she’s this Chinese lady, you know how them Chinese are, they act all proper but really there as horny as sin, you know like me so horny, me love you long time, and she rubs some fancy medical cream on it. She must have really enjoyed that cause she was at it for a while and next thing you knows I’m all hard again, so I give her a handful of my All American joy juice. An she just kind of winks at me, and she leaves me this card with her number on it. I never did call her cause you know them chinks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you with it.
But anyways, that’s how I know that nuts can kill you. They almost killed me, and I’m glad they didn’t cause I wouldn’t be here to tell you this story.
Oh hey little buddy, some people sure as hell are allergic to nuts and I’m one of them. This might be TMI, and maybe I already told you this one three times, but I once had this squaw from the trailer park up the road a ways eating her some cracker jack, you know the ones with the peanuts and the little prize that no one gives a damn about, and then I gave her some blow and she went down on me like a true pro. Before you knowed it my penis had swelled up like a big old balloon, and pretty soon it looked all blistered and black and crispy, pert near like one of them Ball Park franks that been on the grill too long. You know the ones, they plump when you cook em. I showed it to my pa and he says, he says to me, “son that just ain’t right, let me tell you what” he says. So the old man takes me to the hospital in Tulsa, which is pert near an hours drive from Tahlequah. It was dark and we was going real fast and along the way we hit something big in his Dodge Hemi, it left a big old dent and a lot of blood. I sometimes wonder if it what my pa hit were human, or maybe indian, but since we didn’t see nothin on the news I guess it must have been some kind of critter. Didn’t matter none cause pa kept driving till we was at the emergency room in Tulsa. So the doc, he takes a look at my johnson and he says, “holy sheeeeee-it! boy, you got you some o that hyperfellatin reaction!” he says. So the doc has his nurse take me behind a curtain, and she’s this Chinese lady, you know how them Chinese are, they act all proper but really there as horny as sin, you know like me so horny, me love you long time, and she rubs some fancy medical cream on it. She must have really enjoyed that cause she was at it for a while and next thing you knows I’m all hard again, so I give her a handful of my All American joy juice. An she just kind of winks at me, and she leaves me this card with her number on it. I never did call her cause you know them chinks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you with it.
But anyways, that’s how I know that nuts can kill you. They almost killed me, and I’m glad they didn’t cause I wouldn’t be here to tell you this story.