“Those Joe Biden shoulder massages are like magic.” – President Obama

There it is, y’all. Obama giving us more hints that he might be a closeted homosexual from last night’s “Correspondents Dinner” last night at the White House. When he started to jerk himself off about Joe Biden last night saying how much he loves him and all that stuff… don’t you find it kind of creepy that he would joke about how Biden’s massages are like “magic”? Like “magic”, eh? Sounds like they were gay erotic massages to me. Is Joe Biden a homosexual as well? Have they been giving each other naked gay massages? Obama seems a bit way too excited talking about Joe’s “massages”.

I did watch the “Correspondents Dinner” last night and while I’m sure a lot of people find Obama funny, it seems that he had some help with his jokes. I think whenever it’s time for “Correspondents Dinner” at White House, Obama has comedians write jokes for him. I don’t think he can come up with all those jokes himself. He definitely got some help from comedians who are good at writing jokes. I mean, do you think Obama could come up with Luther the angry translator who is played by Michael Keegan Key? No.

Most of the speeches were pretty lame and Cecily Strong was horrible too. Last night was all 100% liberal views throughout the whole event. All Obama and Cecily did was bash Republicans and did their best to make Democrats look good. Cecily Strong is kind of hot looking though but kind of bitchy.

I’m so glad Obama’s gonna be done soon hopefully. 18 more months. Although, Obama joked that he could get a third term last night and I can’t tell if he was joking or being serious about that. Anyway, Obama should be impeached and in jail and yet here he is… still giving speeches. Hopefully, something happens to Obama before his presidency goes out, though. The sooner, the better. It doesn’t matter how much time Obama has left of his presidency. He needs to go.

Kev