
Country music star and icon, Clint Black is getting more interested in comedy and is very interested in becoming a stand up comedian. Clint Black is set to perform stand up comedy for the CBS TV series, “Secret Talents of the Stars” tomorrow night at 10 p.m. Clint has already been practising stand up comedy at small comedy clubs in Los Angeles and Nashville. The TV show “Secret Talents of the Stars” is a show where celebrities can perform talents that people don’t know about.
From Country Weekly:
http://www.countryweekly.com/clint_black/scoop/2951
In other Clint Black news, he just released a new internet album available for via-internet only titled “The Long Cool EP”… check http://www.clintblack.com/ for more info.
I’m a big Clint Black fan, I have several of his albums in my CD collection and I’m curious on how he’s going to do standup comedy so I will definitely watch this tomorrow night. Clint is the man. Talented musician and talented songwriter.
I’m not into country music much, but I do enjoy some of it. I listen to the genre because I grew up in a small town of Greenwich where the town is obsessed with country music. I don’t like every country artist I listen to only certain ones that impact me. Clint writes amazing songs.
Kev
Clint Black ABSOLUTELY should try his hand at standup comedy. I remember seeing him play at the NYS (New York State) Fair a ways back. There was something wrong with the sound. Probably not enough treble. Anyways, Clint started telling jokes. One was:
Q (Question ) :How can you tell a Polish woman is having her period?
A (Answer): She’s only wearing one sock.
The technical problems were corrected but Clint was cracking jokes every other song. My favorite one was:
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest dick,” he says. “Okay,” they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. “That’s nothing,” says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. “Wow, that thing is huge!” they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American’s mother asks him what he did at school today.
“Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book …and during recess, my friends and I played “Let’s see who has the largest dick.”
“What kind of game is that, honey?” says the mother.
“Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I’m black. Is that true, Mom?”
The mom replies: “No, honey. It’s because you’re twenty-three.”
This one’s kind of dumb, but what did the dyslexic devil worshiper do? He sold his soul to Santa.
I told you it was dumb!