Report: Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter…pregnant…

Announced 72 hours after Sarah Palin is John McCain’s vice president running mate, Sarah’s 17 year old daughter Bristol is pregnant. The family is allowing Bristol to keep her baby and she plans on marrying the father.

More on it here:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/09/bristol_palin_is_pregnant.html

Since Sarah’s family is from Alaska, according to research the legal age of consent for sex in Alaska is 16 years of age. I’ll imagine Bristol got sperminated in Alaska before Sarah was announced running mate as vice pres.

As long as it’s legal in their state, it’s okay in my book, so congratulations to the family.

Kev

0 thoughts on “Report: Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter…pregnant…”

  1. Sounds to me like the little girl is a whore, plain and simple, but I guess there probably ain’t a lot for kids to do in Alaska except get drunk and have sex, even if as Christians they think it’s a terrible sin when it’s anyone else’s kid getting sperminated. I really don’t like her for VP and with any luck McCain will smarten up and realize what a terrible mistake he made and change his mind before it’s too late. An old man like him could die any second! We can’t be having all of those female hormones in charge, throwing tantrums and ready to declare war on someone cause it’s “that time of the month” again. Imagine the fancy White House china if she was throwing it at her husband cause he didn’t take the White House garbage out like he promised. And speaking of the husband, what is HE going to feel like when the old lady is president? He’s not going to feel very manly, is he? He’ll probably get drunk a lot.

  2. Sounds to me like the little girl is a whore, plain and simple, but I guess there probably ain’t a lot for kids to do in Alaska except get drunk and have sex, even if as Christians they think it’s a terrible sin when it’s anyone else’s kid getting sperminated. I really don’t like her for VP and with any luck McCain will smarten up and realize what a terrible mistake he made and change his mind before it’s too late. An old man like him could die any second! We can’t be having all of those female hormones in charge, throwing tantrums and ready to declare war on someone cause it’s “that time of the month” again. Imagine the fancy White House china if she was throwing it at her husband cause he didn’t take the White House garbage out like he promised. And speaking of the husband, what is HE going to feel like when the old lady is president? He’s not going to feel very manly, is he? He’ll probably get drunk a lot.

  3. Mike Reznor, you are quite possibly the biggest douche-bag I have ever had the opportunity to witness.
    I don’t even know what to say to your reply. I’m friggin’ speechless.
    Words cannot describe your level of ignorance and narcissism.

    So what, she’s pregnant. She’s human, it happens, and big friggin’ deal. I don’t like to see it any more than anyone else, but it’s going to happen. Teens are going to have sex. Teens are going to get pregnant. The big thing to me is that SARAH PALIN AND HER FAMILY ARE COMPLETELY HUMAN!!!!! They are just like us.

    Mike, here’s my reply to you, and it’s the best I can come up with, because after reading your post, I actually feel less intelligent.
    F*** off and move to Canada.

  4. Mike Reznor, you are quite possibly the biggest douche-bag I have ever had the opportunity to witness.
    I don’t even know what to say to your reply. I’m friggin’ speechless.
    Words cannot describe your level of ignorance and narcissism.

    So what, she’s pregnant. She’s human, it happens, and big friggin’ deal. I don’t like to see it any more than anyone else, but it’s going to happen. Teens are going to have sex. Teens are going to get pregnant. The big thing to me is that SARAH PALIN AND HER FAMILY ARE COMPLETELY HUMAN!!!!! They are just like us.

    Mike, here’s my reply to you, and it’s the best I can come up with, because after reading your post, I actually feel less intelligent.
    F*** off and move to Canada.

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