BREAKING NEWS: Two new champions crowned from last night’s “Survivor Series” ppv!!!

So last night I watched the WWE ppv “Survivor Series”. While I find it no surprise that Triple H and Chris Jericho were going to lose their title run, the WWE crowned two new champions, two superstars just returning from their long break.

Triple H had a championship match with Russian wrestler Vladmir Kozlov. Triple H’s original opponent was supposed to be Jeff Hardy but since reports all over the national news you’ve probably read about it that Jeff Hardy was found unconscious in a hotel room. So Vladmir Kozlov was Triple H’s replacement. Triple H was wrestling Vladmir throughout most of the match with the audience yelling “Boring” throughout most of it. Toward the end of the match, Vicky Guerrero the Smackdown GM came out with a microphone and she announce the Champ match has turned into a triple threat and she says “He’s here”, trying to get the audience to think Jeff Hardy is here. But nope….Edge’s theme song blasts through the speakers, and Edge himself came out running to the ring.

Edge is sporting a new look with a huge bushy beard looking like someone from the Allman Brothers Band or something. As soon as Edge jumped into the ring, he gave Triple H the spear, and pinned him a 1,2, and 3, just like that, the match is over. Edge is the new WWE Champ. Then Jeff Hardy himself came running to the ring trying to beat up Triple H, Vladmir and Edge all at the same time but Edge gave Hardy the spear too.

For the main event John Cena vs. Jericho, Cena is the new Champ. I want WWE to stop giving the belts to Edge and John Cena everytime they return. I wasn’t going to watch last night’s PPV, but the only reason I watched it last night ’cause I was bored and just wanted to watch something on TV.

It was an ok ppv. All the matches were nothing special this time around and I was kind of getting bored watching it.

Kev

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