All posts by Kev Brock

I'm a musician, singer/songwriter, blogger, writer, poet, bodybuilder, movie lover, music lover, video gamer, history/political buff, conservative/republican, etc. I like to do a lot of things.

Film Review: Zombieland

Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin, and a special surprise guest.

Directed by: Ruben Fleischer

Today, I saw the movie “Zombieland” on my day off of work. There are two movies out in theater now that I want to see. They are either “Zombieland” or Drew Barrymore’s “Whip It”. I just had to see “Zombieland” first. I want to see “Whip It” too, but I will see that next. Here is my review of “Zombieland”.

Plot/Synopsis: Two men who are named Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) and Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) team up to try and survive their life, when the world is taken over by zombies that eats human flesh. Columbus dreams of falling in love with a girl if he ever finds a human one alive, while Tallahassee’s only mission is to eat a snack called a Twinkie which is very hard to find. Later in the film, the two men team up with these two young girls, Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), who are better at fighting off the zombies then the two men are. Plus, there is a very special surprise celebrity cameo guest that won’t be revealed in this review. You will have to see the film yourself to find out.

As expected, I thought the movie was very fun and entertaining, it was great. The movie was funny as hell, and had laughs all the way through. It’s also a mix of horror and action. I thought it was more of an action movie than anything though. The action scenes in the film were brilliant.

The zombies in the film were pretty well made. I wasn’t bored at all in this movie and had a smile on my face throughout the whole film. I was most impressed by Woody Harrelson’s acting in this film. His acting was so good in it.

It told a good story too. This film made you really wonder what it would be like if living dead people really took over this world in real life. I don’t think this is a type of film that George A. Romero would have made. This film was completely different from Romero’s style. I think this was one of the best new zombie movies I’ve seen in a long time.

As far as who is the celebrity guest appearance that made a cameo in the film, I’m not gonna say…but I can give you a few clues…

This guy recently did voice overs for a video game based on a popular movie. He used to be an SNL actor. He was the first special guest on David Letterman’s “The Late Show” in 1982.

“Zombieland” was a blast, fuckin’ loved it! I would reccomend you to see it before it stops playing!

Score for “Zombieland” = **** (4 stars as in “Excellent”)

Kev

Report: Guns N’ Roses sued for copyright infrigement, does this make Axl a hypocrite?

Two indie rock labels has sued Guns N’ Roses for $1 million, accusing Axl Rose for copyright infrigement. Guns N’ Rose and their label Universal Music Group are being sued for copying songs by a German musician named,  Ulrich Schnauss. The Guns N’ Roses song, “Riad N’ Bedouins”, which is on their newest record, “Chinese Democracy” were taken from two of Ulrich Schnauss’s songs titled, “Where Ever You Are”, and a “Strangely Isolated Place”.

More on it here:

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE5944WT20091005

If Axl takes copyright infrigement so seriously, which he busted Kevin Cogill for uploading 9 songs from the “Democracy” album to his blog, and now Axl is being accused of copyright infrigement, something is wrong with this picture.

Kev

Report: Nicole Richie injured in car crash, distracted by the paparazzi…

Nicole Richie, the adopted daughter of legendary pop star, Lionel Richie, was seriously hurt in a car wreck which she was distracted by the paparazzi while driving.

The ambulance was never called, she was seeking her own medical treatment. It is not yet known if she was taken to the hospital or not.

More on it here:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20310320,00.html

Like her or hate her, she’s still a human being. She could have been killed. Remember, Princess Diana was killed in a car wreck similar to this.

Kev

Brock’s Top 15 horror films of all time…

Well October is here and Halloween is just around the corner. My favorite thing to do when celebrating Halloween is sitting around the house, watching horror films. As some of you may know, horror is my favorite genre. I do these lists every year on Halloween and sometimes these lists changes. The list for this year will be quite different ’cause I’ve seen plenty of great horror films that really impressed me the last several years.

Here is the list, I’ll go backwards with the no. 1 being the best I’ve ever seen in a long time. Enjoy as this list may be quite a shocker to you as well….

 

15. Wolf Creek

(this film was released in 2005, an Australian horror film about a group of teenage backpackers out on a hike, then they find themselves held captive by a vicious serial killer. I’ve seen many teen slashers, and I think “Wolf Creek” is the best teen slasher I’ve ever seen. If you want to see a teen slasher flick that is actually scary as hell, see this one. This one will send shivers down your spine, trust me. There are some scary scenes in this flick and some of the most brutal murders in a film ever. The killer whose name is Mick Taylor is one scary dude)

14. Frailty

(This is a horror film that stars Bill Paxton and Matthew McConaughey, the film was also directed by Bill Paxton himself. The story tells a group of young children who are brothers, they live with their single dad when they don’t know about his evil past of being a demonic serial killer. The father claims he kills people because he sees them as demons. A creepy film that is perfect for watching with all the lights off)

13. Quarantine

(A young female news reporter does a report on firemen. Firemen go to this apartment building to rescue people from these evil beings, wouldn’t really call them zombies, but they are people that were infected by a mutant virus. One of the scariest new horror films I’ve seen in a long time, so this definitely makes the list. Might start off kind of boring and slow, but toward the end, the film will take you at the edge of your seat…)

12. Night of the Living Dead (Romero version)

(This is such a perfect film to watch on Halloween night every year, classic film and amazing, although Romero is still doing Zombie movies today, the rest of his work won’t top this one)

11. Nosferatu

(My favorite vampire movie over Dracula, the silent film version is so scary…you may not like silent films but they can be great when you get into it. Silent films was the start of Hollywood films, keep in mind…)

10. Hellraiser

(The first Hellraiser movie was amazing. Told a good story, and powerful writing. This has always been one of my favorite horror films of all times)

9. Friday the 13th (remake, directed by Marcus Nispel)

(This is actually an impressive remake. I liked the new Jason Voorhees, much improvement. It told a good story too, I thought this film was great and better than the original series, honestly)

8. The Omen

(To throw in another classic here, “The Omen” has always been an incredible film and a film I would never get tired of watching. I think it’s Gregory Peck’s best film)

7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake, Marcus Nispel)

(Believe it or not, I think the Marcus Nispel remake of Texas Chainsaw is much better than the Tobe Hooper original. I think the remake was what the original should have been. I think Marcus is a fine film maker in the horror genre and he certainly knows how to make a remake better than the original)

6. The Ring

(Starring Naomi Watts, and directed by Gore Verbinski, a very creepy film, in my opinion. This is creative storytelling. There’s no gore, no murder, just a scary film. I love it)

5. The Strangers

(This film “The Strangers” with Liv Tyler, makes high on the list. I was completely blown away by the film. Definitely scary and horrifying. You’ll know when you see it, this is a perfect Halloween film)

4. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn

(My favorite of the Evil Dead series. Groovy)

3. The Exorcist

(Another classic I had to throw in here. I loved this flick ever since I was a child)

2. Halloween (John Carpenter)

(This always made no. 1 every year on my list. Why is it no. 2 now? Carpenter’s a classic, a film that I love, but there’s something else I’ve seen that I liked even more)

 

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1. Halloween II (remake, Rob Zombie)

(This may come to quite a shock to you, and may create some controversy, but that’s okay. I find Rob Zombie’s “Halloween II” to be quite a masterpiece. No lie. It didn’t get the best reviews, but I learned that the movies getting negative reviews is what makes them really good. You’ve read my review of this in the past when it first came out and I was in awe. Rob Zombie’s a gifted film maker. I just love his vision on how Rob concentrates on the villain’s point of view more than it’s leading star. In Rob’s movies, the villain’s the leading star, not Laurie Strode. This really was a fantastic movie, I loved it. The critics and movie fans that trashed this film, just don’t understand Rob Zombie’s film making style. I do. This is one of the best horror flicks I’ve seen in the last decade)

Kev

Thought: Will “Mr. T” cameo in the A-Team remake???

Since Rampage Jackson replaced Mr. T in the upcoming “A-Team” remake, will Mr. T cameo in a different role in the “A-Team” remake? There were no reports saying that Mr. T himself would have a cameo in it. So I’m guessing they are keeping it quiet for a surprise. I think Mr. T will have a small role, in the “A-Team” remake, it would be a mistake if they didn’t have him in some way.

Maybe even Dirk Benedict will have a cameo as well.

Kev

Report: Liam Neeson joins, “The Next Three Days” thriller…

Man, Liam Neeson has been keeping himself busy in Hollywood these days. He’s just going to keep getting even busier. Liam just joined, “The Next Three Days” thriller, which the film will be directed by Paul Haggis for Lionsgate studios. Liam will play a writer who’s broken out of jail several times and he helps a school teacher whose wife is arrested for a gruesome murder, they team to help break her out of jail. Liam Neeson will star alongside, Russell Crowe and Elizabeth Banks. Brian Dennehy and Daniel Stern will also star.

Liam Neeson finished filming “Clash of the Titans” and “After Life”. He is now currently filming, “The A-Team” remake.

Variety Reports:

http://weblogs.variety.com/bfdealmemo/2009/10/neeson-joins-haggis-thriller-.html

“Next Three Days”, sounds like another box office hit. I’m sure there will be action scenes in the film that Liam will be involved in ’cause of his action thriller in, “Taken”.

Great to see Brian Dennehy still acting, maybe there’s a chance that he will return as Will Teasle for “Rambo V” if Sly writes him in? Sounds to me that Brian Dennehy will play the warden of the prison that they will break the teacher’s wife out of jail.

Kev

Former child stars still acting in Hollywood today…

Yahoo compiled a list of top former child stars who are still acting in Hollywood today.

See the list here:

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/2090/split-screen-most-successful-child-stars/fp#photo0

I’m glad they didn’t forget Kurt Russell, but they are still missing some very important ones.

How about:

  • Jerry O’ Connell
  • Wil Wheaton
  • Corey Feldman
  • Sean Astin
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Josh Brolin

Those are all actors still working today, how can Yahoo forget about Josh Brolin? Idiots! Josh has been acting since he was a kid and still a successful actor today.

Kev

Thought: Upset at the “Capital Region Got Talent” registration fee pricing? Simply create your own talent show!!!

If the registration fee for “Capital Region’s Got Talent” event going on in Revolution Hall in Troy, wasn’t $50.00, if the registration fee was a tad bit cheaper, like if it was $15 or $20 to register for the contest, I would have auditioned for it.

Check it out here:

http://www.revolutionhall.com/show-1208-Capital_Region%E2%80%99s_Got_Talent!.htm

Isn’t $50.00 pretty ridiculous to you? I think so. Because what if you sign up for the contest, and you don’t make it, bam, that’s a waste of $50.00. Down the drain.

If you don’t like how the “Capital Region’s Got Talent” at Rev. Hall is running their show, you can simply create your own talent show that would be similar to America’s Got Talent/American Idol that you see on TV.

Since this isn’t national music and unsigned, you can always create a show like this on your own for free. How???

  1. Simply contact a venue to see if they are interested in putting an event like this together.
  2. If you want to have people sign up for a contest like this, make registration fee, FREE, if the venue owner doesn’t want it for FREE, make it cheap, make the fee cost between $15-$20 or lower, not too expensive.
  3. Make the theme nights for the finals.
  4. Pick some special prizes like free demo recordings at a studio, if you can’t afford that…there are other options for other prizes. Like cash money, free CD’s from other local bands, free music equipment (like guitars, and other gear), you get the idea. You should have each musician in the contest win something so they don’t have to feel like they went there for nothing.

As you can see, if musicians at the “Capital Regions Got Talent” event don’t win the 5,000 dollar demo recording and a gig at the venue, each contestant just win a t-shirt, sticker and a few tickets for a show there. I don’t think that’s a very good prize for the losers of the show. Do you think the losers of the talent show would think about those things? Each of them would want a demo recording which is why they signed up for the contest for.

How about giving the losers of the contest $50 each for a demo recording? Or a piece of music gear. Something that has to do with a musicians music, that they can walk out of the contest happy.

I can assure you these musicians that lose the contest and if they get a t-shirt, sticker and a few tickets, they are not going to be happy. They all went to the contest for a $5,000 recording demo and a gig at Rev. Hall. Musicians care most about music. They don’t give a rats ass about these little prizes.

I don’t like their age limits when this thing should be for all ages. Kids deserve to be a part of this too.

I understand people want the opportunity for a $5,000 recording deal and a chance to play at Rev. Hall, but you can create your own opportunities for your own cash and prizes for a similar contest. Who needs the Rev. Hall when you can do a contest like this where everything is not so strict and difficult?

I can put together a talent show like this myself but I don’t have the budget to get all the prizes for it though that will make musicians happy. This talent show at Rev. Hall is a joke, and you know it. These musicians that went on these shows, how much do you want to bet they don’t care about these prizes and the contest itself? They’re performing on there for publicity, to promote their music and a good opportunity to get recognized in the area.

I hope other venues will come up with talent shows that are better than this.

Kev

Another thing I don’t like about PG rating in WWE, what I miss about it…

Not only that the WWE got rid of the swearing, nasty talk, and calmed down the violence/storylines some, they also got rid of something that what made WWE successful.

That is…BLOOD!!!

I so miss the early 90’s when there were lots of blood in wrestling during the hardcore matches. I especially miss the Mick Foley days when he used to be Cactus Jack and Mankind.

There were lots of BLOOD in ppv matches back in the old days. I miss those days terribly.

They don’t do blood in matches anymore at all.

Back when Triple H and Undertaker…Flair and all those guys get into bloody messes in the past. It’s all gone.

Seems like WWE is strictly for kids now. They want this to be a kids product. I don’t see WWE going back to th PG-13/R rating anytime soon. I think this PG rating for kids will be set in stone forever.

Mick was one of my heros. You ask, why didn’t WWE ask Mick Foley if he wanted to host a RAW episode as a celebrity guest? I’m sure they would have asked him, but Vince and Mick Foley don’t get along anymore. Mick quit WWE a while back ’cause he had a fallen out with Vince in real life. So don’t ever expect Mick to return to the WWE for a long while. Mick lost his heart for the company, I think.

Kev

Report: Tarantino announces plans for “Kill Bill 3″…

While promoting “Inglourious Basterds” at the Morelia International Film Festival, Quentin Tarantino announced he has plans to work on “Kill Bill 3”. The third installment of the “Kill Bill” trilogy that will bring back Uma Thurman in the leading role.

Variety Reports:

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118009525.html?categoryid=1043&cs=1

With David Carridine being dead in real life, and the Bill character is being dead in the film, how is there gonig to be a third one? You know Tarantino, he has one crazy fucking mind. A very creative mind. He’ll still make Bill be part of the movie some how. Bill Jr., maybe???

I’m betting your money that Tarantino not only wants to do a Kill Bill 3 just for another hit, more importantly, a dedication to Carradine. RIP, Dave.

Kev