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Film Review: The Last House on the Left

Starring: Garret Dillahunt, Monica Potter, Sara Paxton, Michael Bowen

Directed By: Dennis Illiadis

This film is a remake of a 1972 film written/directed by horror legend, Wes Craven. I didn’t think this would be any good, I just saw it ’cause there was nothing else playing, and since I enjoy horror flicks on a regular basis, I decided to check this film out to make time fly by. Review of film below…

Plot/synopsis: A family whose name is the Collingwoods, go on a vacation trip, to their 2nd vacation home, which their vacation home is right near a lake. While the Collingwood’s daughter who name is Mari goes out to spend some time with her best friend, Paige as soon as they arrive at their vacation house. Mari and Paige meets a new friend, a young boy name Justin who the two girls parties with at some motel room. Suddenly, 2 men and another woman show up at the motel room which happens to be theirs.

The three people that walked in the room: Krug, Francis and Sadie happens to be dangerous gang members, who they helped Krug bust out of prison. Krug, Francis, and Sadie all kidnap the two young girls: Mari and Paige. Paige gets murdered by one of them, and Mari gets raped by Krug, and later shot in the back while swimming in the lake trying to escape.

After the hell raising moments: Krug, Francis, Sadie, and Justin has decided to crash for the night at the Collingwoods vacation home by politely asking the married couple for hospitality. The gang members pretended nothing has happened and acting like normal people, not criminals. The Collingwoods parents don’t even know their daughter, Mari, is in danger. The Collingwoods allow the four people to sleep in their home for the night, claiming they had a car accident on the way.

More hell breaks loose when the gang finds out this is the house that Mari lives in and she is still alive.

I was very surprised of the film. I was actually entertained and enjoyed it pretty much through out the film. I wasn’t bored and was kind of hooked. I didn’t see the original 1972 film but after seeing this, makes me want to see Wes Craven’s original.

This film kept you at the edge of your seat all the way through. The plot may sound kind of silly, but it’s kind of realistic if you think about it. You go on vacation to some far away place, and you never know, you can run into some very dangerous people. Yes, it can happen in real life. I think that’s what this movie wanted to show, that going on vacation isn’t always safe.

That’s as far as I’ll go with the plot, ’cause I don’t want to spoil things. I was surprised to see that I was the only person in the theater seeing this film. Yes, I was alone in the movie theater for this one. Oh well, I’m not heartbroken about it, ’cause I like watching films in peace and quiet. So I have a feeling that this film won’t do well in box office. Just because a film bombs in the box office, doesn’t mean it’s crap. I’ve seen plenty of great movies that bombed in theaters.

I honestly thought this was a pretty good film. Nothing excellent or amazing, but I was entertained. The killings in this film were pretty nasty, much nastier than the new “Friday the 13th” remake. I find it more of an action film, than horror, ’cause there is a lot of fighting in this movie. “Last House on the Left” remake, wasn’t bad at all. I really enjoyed the flick. Thumbs up!

Score for “Last House on the Left” = *** (3 stars as in good)

Kev

Report: Forest Whitaker pulls out of “The Expendables”, 50 Cent to take over role?

Actor Forest Whitaker, announced he has pulled out of Stallone’s next movie, “The Expendables”, due to scheduling conflicts. Stallone says he is in negotiations with rapper 50 Cent, to take over the role.

AICN reports:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40487

Disappointing news, I was looking forward to seeing Sly and Forest team up. I don’t agree with 50 Cent being in the movie. My pick would be either Denzel Washington or Jamie Foxx.

Kev

Confirmed: “The Expendables” gets a April 23rd, 2010 release date…

Lionsgate just confirmed a release date for Stallone’s next movie, “The Expendables”. The film will be released April 23rd, 2010. Look like this will be a big Spring movie where all the college kids are on Spring break, just around that time.

Maybe the film won’t even be PG-13, it could get a PG rating too. Either way. It’s a fact this movie is aiming for the younger generation. While Sly has done mostly “R-rated” violent films for most of his career, Sly knows he has a lot of young fans. When Sly did a PG or a PG-13 movie it is either a drama or family type of film. I don’t think Sly has ever done a PG-13 action flick. He wants an action flick that kids can actually watch. He wants an action film for the whole family.

Since UFC and WWE has mostly young fans, you know both fighting companies will heavily promote this film since this film has WWE’s Stone Cold and UFC’s Randy Couture in the movie. I think this movie will be an automatic box office smash of the year. “The Expendables” could be the “Dark Knight” of 2009. I really do think this movie will be the most successful film of the year.

“The Expendables” will be a lot of fun. I hope Sly makes it a 2 hour film, not a short 90 minute flick. I also wonder who will score the music for the movie, too? I hope he gets a good composer for the film.

More on it here:

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=25589

Kev

Report: Michael Bay denies 2011 release for “Transformers 3”, it’s being released in 2012…

Michael Bay corrected the mistake on the release date that Paramount Pictures made. Paramount announced that “Transformers 3” is being released in 2011, but Michael said it’s being released, 2012. He says he wants to take a year off of directing Transformers films. I can’t blame him! Sounds like he’s getting tired of it already!

“Transformers 2:  Revenge of the Fallen” hits theaters June 24th, and looking forward to seeing that film as well.

MTV Movies Blog reports:

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/03/17/update-michael-bay-says-no-way-to-transformers-3-2011-release/

Kev

Report: Margot Kidder joins Rob Zombie’s “H2″…

The filming of Rob Zombie’s Halloween sequel, “H2”, has just begun and he is still not done casting yet. Mr. Zombie, has just added Margot Kidder to the still growing cast. Forgotten who she was? Lets take a trip back to memory lane. She played the original Lois Lane in the first four “Superman” movies, the horror film “Black Christmas”, and the original “Amityville Horror”.  Kidder is set to play a character named, Barbara Collier, who is Laurie Strode’s therapist.

From Rob Zombie’s official myspace:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=28735418&blogId=476892147&swapped=true

Kev

Report: “MacGyver” movie is moving forward, New Line greenlights classic TV series to the big screen…

It is coming to the big screen, “MacGyver” fans! New Line cinema has just greenlighted, the classic TV series that once starred, Richard Dean Anderson, as the famous fictional character, “MacGyver”. Raffaella De Laurentiis is producer, and her father, Dino De Laurentiis, is executive producing. No director and no script writer has been hired yet for the pic.

There is no talks on whether or not Richard Dean Anderson would reprise his famous character for the big screen version of, “Macguyver” although, he once said he would love to play the character again for the movie version.

The Hollywood Reporter Reports:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i68061ff8eae6a637fd4414d4747015fc

I’ve said it once before and will say it again. No Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver, I will not see it. They need to bring Richard back. If he’s not back, the film will fail in the box office, big time. Who will want to see Will Forte take over the role if Richard isn’t down?

Kev

Pinocchio 70th Anniversary DVD/Blu Ray…

I’m probably going to pick this up this week, next time I go to the Wilton Mall again. I’m not into Disney movies that much, but there are very few that I love, and “Pinocchio” is one of them. I think it’s one of my favorite animated Disney films of all times. It tells a great story.

Some other animated Disney films that I like quite a lot are: “Snow White”, “Fantasia”, “The Sword In the Stone”, “The Fox and the Hound”, “Pocahontas”, “Mulan”, “The Toy Story” series, “Wall-E”, and “Lady and the Tramp”. All the other ones are too overrated for me.

I really think, “Pinocchio”, is the best Disney animated film ever made, that’s just my personal opinion.

Kev

Report: Summit Entertainment says no director hired for “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” yet, so does this mean Drew Barrymore still has a chance?

Summit Entertainment, just denied reports that a director has been hired for “Eclipse”. So this means, that the Spanish horror director, Juan Antonio Bayona, getting hired is just a silly rumour. This also means that an opportunity for Drew Barrymore is still open.

I really want Summit Entertainment to give “Eclipse” to Drew. I really think she can do a good job with the “Twilight” movies. She’s a big fan of the horror genre and I think she can make it work.

So Drew, you can now sigh with relief about this news, Summit hasn’t picked anybody yet! Good luck to Drew, I hope she gets it.

More on it here:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/2009/03/that-story-you.html

Kev

Report: Stone Cold to play villain for, “The Expendables”, plus, he will have huge fight scene with Stallone in film…

AICN reports that Stone Cold Steve Austin will be playing a villain in Stallone’s next film, “The Expendables”. Steve Austin and Stallone will have a major fight scene for it.

AICN also posted an exclusive video of Stallone himself working out hard at the gym, preparing for the film. Not bad for a guy who’s in his sixties. This guy proves that you’re never too old to get into bodybuilding.

Enjoy here:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40413

Kev

Report: Stephen King’s “It” to get a big screen version…

Stephen King’s “It” first came to us for a TV mini series movie, which became a huge hit. “It” will now be getting made into a big screen version, coming soon to a theater near you. Dave Kajganich has been hired to write the script. No director, and no casting has been made as of yet.

The Hollywood Reporter reports:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i25f8fdbe2f089f962de363afb40353b5

Very cool. I always thought this film deserved a big screen version. Hope they do a good job with it.

Could Tim Curry return as the evil clown again? That be great if they can get him for this!

Kev